| Abk. | Erklärung |
| 3n | nie, niemals, nirgendwo |
| adAadS | aus den Augen aus dem Sinn |
| aGa | aus gegebenen Anlaß |
| As | Ansichtssache |
| bb | bye bye |
| BbB | Bis bald Baby |
| bd | bis dann |
| BF | Blödfrau |
| bg | bis gestern |
| biepM | bis in ein paar Monaten |
| bhb | bis hoffentlich bald |
| bl | bitte lächeln |
| BM | Blödmann |
| bm | bis morgen |
| bs | bis später |
| buem | bis übermorgen |
| bwai | bis wann auch immer |
| bznFt | bis zum nächsten Friseurtermin |
| DbeL | Du bist ein Lügner |
| DK | Dummkopf |
| dg | dumm gelaufen |
| Dn | DU nervst |
| dnf | da nicht für |
| eidU | erwarte immer das Unmögliche |
| F? | Freunde ? |
| FiB | Flugzeuge im Bauch |
| VV | Viel Vergnügen |
| FoF | Freund oder Feind |
| FW | Frohe Weihnachten |
| GB! | Genau, Baby! |
| giE | ganz im Ernst |
| gngn | "geht nicht" gib's nicht |
| GR | Guten Rutsch |
| GuK | Gruß und Kuß |
| gzT | geh' zum Teufel! |
| HaSh | Hand auf Stirn haut (von mic am 2.6.02 erfunden :-) |
| hd | halte durch |
| hddMa | heul doch den Mond an |
| iAmiDn | im Augenblick mag ich dich noch |
| Ibnb | Ich bin nicht blöd! |
| iha | ich H A S S E Abkürzungen |
| isDinL | ich sehe Dich im nächsten Leben |
| iim | irren ist männlich |
| iwbDgb | ich warte bis Du groß bist |
| jon | jetzt oder nie |
| kg | komme gleich wieder |
| kK | kein Kommentar |
| KK | Krach und Kaos |
| KoZ | Kopf oder Zahl? |
| kSf | können Schweine fliegen |
| kv | kannste vergessen |
| kw | kann weg |
| ldvH | lies das verdammte Handbuch |
| lG | liebe Grüße |
| lmiF | laß mich in Frieden |
| ltab | lieber tot als blöd |
| LZ | Lebenszeichen |
| mfG | mit freundlichen Grüßen |
| mWn | meines Wissens nach |
| nn | nichts Neues |
| PP | persönliches Pech |
| QG | Quälgeist |
| QK | Quatschkopf |
| rfdI | reif für die Insel |
| RK | Retour-Kutsche |
| sdedg | schön das es Dich gibt |
| Sfh | Schluß für heute |
| SHR | Süßholzraspler |
| SKWmDBb | Spinnen, Kröten Würmer mögen Dein Bett besiedeln |
| smd | sei meine Diät |
| SminAK | Schau mir in die Augen Kleines |
| smn | schlag mich nicht |
| SmPb | Sei mein Punchingball |
| snn | sag niemals nie |
| SP | Sendepause |
| TD | Trau Dich |
| tf | total fies |
| tnDP | traue nie Deinem PC |
| TT | Tussi Terminator |
| uU | unter Umständen |
| uwwi | und was weiss ich |
| vaT | völlig anderes Thema |
| WasA | Warte auf schnelle Antwort |
| wbigb | warte bis ich groß bin |
| WC | wohl caum ;-) |
| WE | Wochenende!!! |
| wkisbs | wie konnte ich so blöd sein |
| ww | wer weiß |
| Y! | Typisch MANN! |
| zbV | zum besonderen Vergnügen |
| zK | zum Kotzen |
| zlZ | zärtlich liebevolle Zuwendung |
| ZuP | Zuckerbrot und Peitsche |
| zZ | zur Zeit |
| Abk. | Erklärung |
| {8[=] | sender is a monster that will eats you ... |
| :-O hbtu o-: | we all singin': Happy birthday to ... |
| 2d | to delete |
| 2d4 | to die for |
| 2g4u | to good for you |
| 4e | forever |
| 4uo | for you only |
| 4yeo | for your eyes only |
| aak | asleep at keyboard |
| adn | any day now |
| afaik | as far as I know |
| afk | away from the keyboard |
| aisi | as I see it |
| aiui | as I understand it |
| aka | also known as |
| asap | as soon as possible |
| at | always tomorrow |
| atw | at the weekend |
| awgthtgtata | Are we going to have to go through all this again |
| awhfy | Are we having fun yet? |
| ayor | at your own risc |
| b4 | before |
| bbb | bye bye baby |
| bb4e | bye bye for ever |
| bbfallt | bye bye for a long long time |
| bbfn | bye bye for now |
| bbiab | be back in a bit |
| bbl | be back later |
| bcdhm | be careful, don't hurt me |
| bcnu | be seein' you |
| bh | blockhead |
| bion | believe it or not |
| bmhwb | be my hot-water bottle |
| bmor | be mine or run |
| bnscd | but now something completely different |
| brb | be right back |
| btobd | be there or be dead |
| btw | by the way |
| bukt(a) | but you knew that (already) |
| cb | Ciao Bella/Bello |
| cf | constant fury |
| ciao | ital. bye bye |
| cibm? | could it be magic? |
| cm | call me |
| cmiiw | correct me if I'm wrong |
| cmm | change(d) my mind |
| cnrbe | could never resist blue eyes |
| cofr | cry out for revenge |
| cpf | can pigs fly? |
| cs | como siempre |
| cu | see you |
| cuial | see you in another live |
| cul, cyl | see you later |
| cum | change your mind |
| cut | see you tomorrow |
| dae | dreams are empty |
| dak | dead at keyboard |
| diik | damned if I know |
| dk | don't know |
| dlg | devilish little grin |
| dlmbm | don't let me be misunterstood |
| dluvm(t) | don't like you very much (today) |
| dom | dirty old man |
| dpwm | don't play with me |
| dsh | desperately seeking help |
| dtrt | do the right thing |
| dur? | Do you remember? |
| duswic | do you see what I see |
| dwbh | don't worry be happy |
| dwim | do what I mean |
| dwimnwis | do what I mean, not what I say |
| E2EG | ear to ear grin |
| eod | end of discussion |
| eol | end of lecture |
| F2F | face to face |
| FDROTFL | falling down, rolling on the floor laughing |
| flch | feels like coming home |
| fmm | fresh my mind |
| FN | Feliz Navidad |
| foac | fall over and cry |
| FOTCL | falling off the chair laughing |
| ftl | faster than light |
| fud | fear, uncertainty and doubt |
| fwiw | for what it's worth |
| fya | for your amusement |
| fye | for your entertainment |
| fyi | for your information |
| g | grin (usually typed <g>) |
| ga | go ahead |
| gaga | go amused, go amazed |
| gf | good feelings |
| gigo | garbage in, garbage out |
| giwist | Grrr, I wish I'd said that |
| glgh | good luck and good hunting |
| gliw | got lost in web |
| gok | God only knows |
| gooml | get out of my life |
| gowi | get on with it |
| h2cus | hope to see you soon |
| hak | hugs and kisses |
| hand | have a nice day |
| hant | have a nice time |
| hf | have fun |
| hhoj | Ha Ha only joking |
| hih | hope it helps |
| hsik | how should I know |
| hth | hope that helps! |
| huh | hate you, honey |
| humm | hope you miss me |
| hummb | hope you miss my beasties |
| iaal | I am a lawyer |
| iac | in any case |
| ic | I see |
| icocbw | I could of course be wrong |
| idbi | I don't believe it |
| idk | I don't know |
| idts | I don't think so |
| Igtp | I got the power |
| iha | I H A T E Abbreviations |
| iituwimiwhtku | if I tell you what it means, I will have to kill you |
| iituwimwubmad | if I tell you what it means, will you buy me a drink? |
| iitrt | it is the right time |
| ihu | I hate you |
| ilu | ??? (never used, we only need ihu) |
| il2sus | I like to see you speechless |
| imi | I mean it |
| imho | in my humble opinion |
| imnsho | in my not so humble opinion |
| impov | in my point of view |
| ianal | I am not a lawyer |
| iow | in other words |
| irl | in real life |
| isbt | It's strange but true |
| ishbab | I should have bought a book |
| itsfwi | if the shoe fits, wear it |
| iuswim | if you see what I mean |
| iwbni | it would be nice if |
| j4i | just for information |
| j4f | just for fun |
| jad | just another day |
| jam | just a minute |
| jas | just a second |
| jas | just another story |
| jaua | just another useless answer |
| jj | just joking |
| kc | keep cool |
| khuf | Know how you feel |
| kiss | keep it simple, stupid |
| kms | killing me softly |
| kwim? | Know what I mean? |
| l8r | later |
| lamacmc | look at me and see me crying |
| lg | lovely greetings |
| LL&P | Live long and in prosper |
| lol | laughing out loud |
| luta | let us talk again |
| MC | Merry Christmas |
| mcaahny | Merry Christmas and a happy new year |
| mcibtu | my computer is better than yours |
| mhdc(a) | my hard disk crashed (again) |
| mg | many greetings |
| mm | mail me |
| MOMPLS | MOMent PLeaSe |
| mp | my point! |
| mu | miss you |
| muuuhhh | miss you very much |
| muvm | miss you very much |
| mymb | miss your morning beasties |
| n4e | never for ever |
| na | no access |
| nalopkt | not a lot of people know that |
| nbbbha | non-blonde but blue haired angel |
| nc | no comment |
| nehw | no enjoyment, hard work |
| nes | never ending story |
| nino | no input, no output |
| nn | nothing new |
| no4c | not only for cows (see also: mu, ...) |
| np | no problem |
| nrn | no reply necessary |
| nrp | no reply, please |
| nsn | never say never |
| nt | no trust |
| ntdwbe | never trust devils ith blue eyes |
| nth | no therapy helpful |
| nu | need you |
| nwo | no way out |
| o4u | only for you |
| oic | oh, I see |
| onna | Oh no, not again |
| onnta | Oh no, not this again |
| oo | over and out |
| oosoom | out of sight, out of mind |
| otoh | on the other hand |
| otw2h* | on the way to heaven |
| otw2h^^ | on the way to hell |
| pc | private chat |
| piaS | play it again Sam |
| pmigbom | put mind in gear before opening mouth |
| pov | point of view |
| pwduc's | people who don't use computers |
| raebnc | read and enjoyed, but no comment |
| rip | rest in peace |
| rl | real life |
| rlad | read, laugh and die |
| rtdm | read the damned manual |
| rtwfq | read the whole f**** question |
| ruok | are you ok? |
| sc | stay cool |
| scnr | sorry, could not resist |
| sitd | still in the dark |
| slfn | so long for now |
| snief | sender needs immediately example for ... |
| snu | sender needs you |
| sol | sooner or later / shit out (of) luck |
| SSSL&P | Sleep sweet strong long and in prosper |
| swht | sweet heart |
| t+ | think positive |
| tabyas | thinking all but you are stupid? |
| taf | that's all folks |
| tafn, ta4n | that's all for now |
| tanj | there ain't no justice |
| tcb | trouble came back |
| tcs | take care sweetheart |
| tfs | three finger salute (CTRL-ALT-DEL) |
| tgif | thanks god its Friday |
| tia | thanks in advance |
| time | tears in my eyes |
| tinwis | that is not what I said |
| tld | the little devil |
| tmg | tu me gusta |
| tms | touch my soul |
| touwg | turn off your wicked games |
| toy | thinking of you |
| tp | turn pale |
| trdmc | tears running down my cheeks |
| tsr | totally stupid rules |
| tt | till tomorrow |
| tttac | the times they are changing |
| ttyl (ttul) | talk to you later |
| tuvm | thank you very much |
| twiu | that's what I understand |
| uad | you are drunk |
| uasv | you are so vain |
| ubd | user brain damage |
| udum | you don't understand me |
| ugi | You got it |
| ummc | you make me crazy |
| unast | you need a special training |
| uok? | are you ok? |
| w4u | waiting for you |
| waef | when all else fails |
| WE! | WeekEnd! |
| wisky | why I should kill you |
| wk | who knows |
| wmrs | write me real soon |
| wsitu? | why shall I trust you? |
| wt | without thinking |
| wttm | without thinking too much |
| wuwh | wish you were here |
| y! | typically male |
| yafiygi | you ask for it, you got it |
| 2bctnd | to be continued |
| Abk. | Erklärung |
| :-) | Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix. |
| ;-) | Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie. |
| :-( | Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something. |
| :-I | Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie |
| :-> | User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-). |
| >:-> | User just made a really devilish remark. |
| >;-> | Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. |
| das sind die Standart-Smilies... Hier noch ein paar Seltene: |
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| Abk. | Erklärung |
| (-: | User is left handed |
| %-) | User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight |
| :*) | User is drunk |
| [:] | User is a robot |
| 8-) | User is wearing sunglasses |
| B:-) | Sunglasses on head |
| ::-) | User wears normal glasses |
| B-) | User wears horn-rimmed glasses |
| 8:-) | User is a little girl |
| :-)-8 | User is a Big girl |
| :-{) | User has a mustache |
| :-{} | User wears lipstick |
| {:-) | User wears a toupee |
| }:-( | Toupee in an updraft |
| :-[ | User is a Vampire |
| :-E | Bucktoothed vampire |
| :-F | Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing |
| :-7 | User just made a wry statement |
| :-* | User just ate something sour |
| :-)~ | User drools |
| :-~) | User has a cold |
| :'-( | User is crying |
| :'-) | User is so happy, s/he is crying |
| :-# | User is screaming |
| :-# | User wears braces |
| :^) | User has a broken nose |
| :v) | User has a broken nose, but it's the other way |
| +<:-) | User is the pope (von ~F~) |